Give Grandma a Cult Christmas

"95 plus 4 pennies.  Add that shit up."
Don't know what to give grandma this holiday season?  For the last month the poor woman has been baking and knitting and telling the same story over and over about how she once gave Burt Reynolds a handy.  She's exhausted.  You want to help her kick back and relax but have no idea what to get her.  She already has a bong, a gallon of rum and some powder-blue raccoon pajamas, so what else is there?

Well, you're in luck.  Launching today is a new movie network that gives you 3 movies for only 99 cents, or 10 movies for $1.99. You can even send movies to grandma with one click, which makes them great digital stocking stuffers.  And you know she'd love a copy of BLACK HEAT to go with her sticky green.   Is little Billy ready to learn about the birds and the bees?  Send him a copy of ORGASM COUNSELOR. Have a secret crush on the Japanese wife next door?  Let her know by sending her THE JAPANESE WIFE NEXT DOOR.  The possibilities are endless.  If, for some strange reason, your grandma isn't into cult, horror or Japanese sexploitation films, I hear they have a lot of other stuff too.

Check out the 99 Cent Network.  Yule love it! (They died)

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