Bloody Bloody Bible Camp (2011) Trailer

Heaven is for everyone, Except you. 

It's 1984 and a group of young, horny, out of control Christians led by Father Cummings (Reggie Bannister) are spending a fun-filled weekend at the Happy Day Bible Camp. All ignore the warnings from the local folk of the grizzly murders that took place years prior by a crazy nun. Is Sister Mary Chopper (Tim Sullivan) dead or is she just waiting for backsliding Christians to commit sins of the unholy, and will Jesus (Ron Jeremy) need to lend a hand to save the day?
Bloody Bloody Bible Camp
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This movie reminds me of Porkchop (2010) which isn't a bad thing because I really liked that movie, but instead of some crazy hillbilly with a pig mask and chainsaw, there's an axe-wielding nun killing teenagers in the woods.  It looks both campy and bloody which are good things, and I also hear that there's gratuitous nudity and gratuitous nudity is the best kind of nudity.  The one thing that I don't like about this movie (I'm guessing there's only one thing because I haven't seen it yet) is the inclusion of Ron Jeremy.  I don't care that a former porn star is playing Jesus (irony!), it's just that I don't like the guy.

Also there should be more religion/nun puns in that description.  Something like: Sister Mary Chopper has a confession to make, she has developed the unholy habit of killing those who cross her.   Are these teenagers next to be baptized in blood or will the weight of her sins finally bring this sadistic sister to her knees?!  There.  Perfect.


Bill Oberst Jr. said...

Oh pleeeease review it Banacek....and they really should have hired you to write the tag lines. There aren't enough punny tag lines in cinema anymore. "She's developed and unholy habit of killing those who cross her..." That's awfully brilliant.

The Angry Lurker said...

Bloody good trailer, I'd watch it!

D4 said...

Your unofficial description was more attractive to me than the trailer. You should offer them your services.

Banacek said...

Yes, I'm like the blogger equivalent of Walt Whitman in that we are both terrible.

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