12/7/14

Top Nude Scenes of the Year



So, it's that time of the year again.  With the kids jingle belling and everyone telling you to "be of good cheer," for some reason.  And parties for hosting, marshmallows for toasting... you get the idea.  But I'm really not sure why any of these are considered good things.

Yes, It's the holiday season, but not everything about it is terrible.  Mr. Skin works tirelessly to watch and catalog every nude scene in the history of mankind and I salute them for their efforts.  And every year at this time they release their list of the Top 10 Nude Scenes of the Year.  Some will agree with their choices, some will disagree.  Frankly, I don't even care because the best nude scenes of all time are any that involve Phoebe Cates - I think her scene in  "Fast Times at Ridgemont High" may actually be Mr. Skin's Top Nude Scene of All Time, so we are in agreement there.  However, be warned that if you decide to check out the list, the puns on Mr. Skin are so horrific that they may make you vomit up your eggnog.  I'm serious. They are really, really bad.  Nudity good, puns bad.

Also, when you're there, feel free to sign up (they give me money when you do) so I can start saving for that timeshare in the Poconos.  A hot tub plus cold Riunite is going to equal one good time.

It's the fap-happiest season of all?

2 comments:

DrunkethWizerd said...

I've seen 4 of these movies, but I'm really dying to see #9 and #1. o_o

Banacek said...

I think my favorite is #8.

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