Heaven is for everyone, Except you.
It's 1984 and a group of young, horny, out of control Christians led by Father Cummings (Reggie Bannister) are spending a fun-filled weekend at the Happy Day Bible Camp. All ignore the warnings from the local folk of the grizzly murders that took place years prior by a crazy nun. Is Sister Mary Chopper (Tim Sullivan) dead or is she just waiting for backsliding Christians to commit sins of the unholy, and will Jesus (Ron Jeremy) need to lend a hand to save the day?
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Also there should be more religion/nun puns in that description. Something like: Sister Mary Chopper has a confession to make, she has developed the unholy habit of killing those who cross her. Are these teenagers next to be baptized in blood or will the weight of her sins finally bring this sadistic sister to her knees?! There. Perfect.