9/10/12

Savage Streets (1984) Trailer

They raped her sister... killed her best friend.  Now she must seek revenge! 


Savage Streets
Get it at TLACult

"After nearly being rundown by a gang known as the Scars, Brenda (Linda Blair) and friends trash the leader's car. Gang leader, Jake, exacts his revenge by getting his cohorts to gang-rape her mute-deaf sister, Heather (in a gloriously nuanced role by Linnea Quigley). Armed with a crossbow and a bad attitude, Linda Blair sets out to avenge her mute-deaf sister while blazing a bloody, Bronson-inspired trail through '80s Los Angeles.

 Linda Blair graces us with a nice, long, gratuitous shot of her formerly-possessed titties, while Linnea Quigley gives up her pert little pair playing a deaf-mute who gets gang raped on a men's room floor by a bunch of leather jacket dudes. Plus, Linda Blair rips off some bitchy cheerleader's top in the middle of class, leaving her to run around screaming with her bra-less pair bouncing about for all to see and Suzee Slater gets her top ripped off by the leather jacket dudes.

Loaded with hot nudity, switchblade-wielding, revenge-minded bitches and catty high school nonsense, this exploitation classic perfectly blends brutal rape-revenge movies with raunchy high school titty movies leaving us with a truly satisfying slice of '80s awesomeness."  -TLACult

If you watch the trailer then there really isn't any need to watch the entire movie because they pretty much tell you everything that happens.  Ok, there are a few reasons to watch the movie:  Piss-poor actors in their mid-twenties pretending to be teenagers (which isn't as bad as a 36 year old Caroline Munro in Slaughter High but still...), Linnea Quigley gets naked, and Linda Blair's performance is so horrendous that she won a Razzie Award.

Yes, perhaps I'm being a little too hard on this Death Wish rip-off.  If you're drunk, it's really not that bad.

I used to think Linda Blair was hot, but now I think she looks like she almost has an extra chromosome.  Not an entire extra one, but maybe half of one.  What I'm saying is, it looks like Linda Blair has Down Syndrome, which is probably an insult to people who actually do have Down Syndrome because a lot of them are more talented and better looking.  Corky (Chris Burke) from "Life goes On" was a hell of a lot better at acting.  Am I rambling?  Yes, yes I am.

In conclusion, after The Exorcist, Linda Blair became a terrible actress and I no longer think she's attractive.

"I've been possessed by cake."

8 comments:

David said...

Saw, but did not talk to, Blair at the Mad Monster Party here in my hometown. Had heard many a horror story about her and the con scene. I heard from several that yes, she was a bitch. Her chubbiness is gone and she was all muscle and veins. Very unattractive and downright manly looking.

Banacek said...

She sounds like the total package. Looks AND personality!

The Angry Lurker said...

I remember seeing this dogs dinner of a movie and it was something I had forgotten until now, thanks Banacek!

Banacek said...

My pleasure. You should really watch it again for it is like a fine wine and has only improved with age.

D4 said...

Not a flick I'll ever watch BUT, it's fun seeing you ramble again. Laughed enough. Do that more often!

Bersercules said...

You don't need to be attractive if you do nudity!

Bonjour Tristesse said...

Haha, I actually own this DVD. Got it in one of those bins at the supermarket. Box cover is definitely better than the contents.

That Bastard From Bellingham said...

She has a face?

Waitaminute, guys, am I the only one who can't find her face?

I mean...aw hell, there it is WHY DID I LOOK?

Possessed by cake indeed. And twinkies. Probably a few Oreos in there too.

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