5/23/12

Christian Family Tormented by Box of Porn... Trailer.

So I guess this is a real Christian-made movie about poltergeist porn or something.  A haunted porn box?  A scary porn ghost in a cemetery?  I'm not really sure.

"Harmless is a feature film shot in the popular found footage style. It’s the story about a husband and father and his battle with a box of porn that is found in the closet. Once opened, the box of porn begins to torment the family, much like a poltergeist. It’s sort of a social commentary on how pornography can destroy a family."


 via movieline

I'm not sure how this premise is even scary.  If some porn ghost wanted to torment me, it would be awesome.  I'd make that porn ghost moan real good, if ya know what I mean.  I'd do all kinds of sick stuff to that haunted porn box.  By the time I was done with it, that porn box would be back in the closet crying and cowering and begging for God's mercy.

Why can't I find a haunted porn box?  Why?

9 comments:

Melanie said...

This is one of the best posts ever.

D4 said...

I was kinda hoping it would seem better. The plot sounds decent.

Henry said...

C-can I have that box?

That Bastard From Bellingham said...

MAKES PERFECT SENSE.

THANK GOD MOVIES ARE THE BEST PLACE TO SPREAD SOCIAL COMMENTARY!

MAKES ABSOLUTELY PERFECT SENSE!

sundersartwork said...

lOL, So long as it is not a Ron Jeremy ghost...leaving all that back hair around the room. And i don't think any hoover attachments would be safe. I wonder if its sponsored by one of those right wing church groups, their all hypocrites anyway, their leaders area always in prison .

The Angry Lurker said...

WTF?, was it scat porn, how is this going to make money?

MynameisEarl said...

Last bit scared the living crap outta me. Then I realised it's a Christian film, not banging on Christians but this is ridiculous.

Bersercules said...

Porn saved my life! If I made a movie about a box of porn it would be the hero that comes in an rescues a boy from a life of loneliness! My hero!

Bonjour Tristesse said...

Heh, this sounds hilarious but will probably be terribly executed.

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