"Harmless is a feature film shot in the popular found footage style. It’s the story about a husband and father and his battle with a box of porn that is found in the closet. Once opened, the box of porn begins to torment the family, much like a poltergeist. It’s sort of a social commentary on how pornography can destroy a family."
I'm not sure how this premise is even scary. If some porn ghost wanted to torment me, it would be awesome. I'd make that porn ghost moan real good, if ya know what I mean. I'd do all kinds of sick stuff to that haunted porn box. By the time I was done with it, that porn box would be back in the closet crying and cowering and begging for God's mercy.
Why can't I find a haunted porn box? Why?