4/3/12

A Little Something For The Ladies

It has come to my attention, that even though copious amounts of giant breasts and '70s bush are regularly displayed on the virtual pages of Beasts in Human Skin, there is a woeful lack of eye-candy for the ladies.  So allow me to remedy this with a video of a couple of beefcakes from the '80s.

This video does leave me a little confused.  Profiled are a male stripper and a private investigator.  Now if television from the 1980s has taught me anything it's that the "cool" or "hip" private investigators have mustaches.  Thomas Magnum had one, Rick Simon had one, A.J. Simon didn't have one and that's because he was a douche.  But in this video the stripper has the mustache and the P.I. doesn't, and because only P.I.s can pull off the face-pubes look, this leads me to believe that maybe they're both douches.  But really that's the only indication... psst, that's sarcasm.

6 comments:

G said...

got to love equality

Bill Oberst Jr. said...

Great - the horror chicks at Dolls Of Despair blog just named me their "Delicious Dude Of The Week" (in a moment of madness no doubt) and I already felt woefully inadequate...and now Banacek reminds me that real dudes have thick moustaches, too! I could grow for a month and still have only scruff. Ladies in need of laughs may gawk here.

That Bastard From Bellingham said...

Oh. Oh wow.

So much body hair.

So...so much body hair.

And the 70's style Family Ties lookin' dudes in the crowd.

Just...

...so much body hair...

meandmythinkingcap said...

This is the reason I hate when guys try to give treat to ladies with naked blokes. Raisin skinned guys, or bear-chested, moustached men.
Guys like girl-on-girl but girls dont like guy-on-guy. Same.
I appreciate your thought Banacek, I never called you sexist, you dont have to punish me like this. ;-)
Trust me, my reflex sent me to restroom and made me pick the wax from my medicine cabinet.

Hair Hair too much hair.

T. Roger Thomas said...

What would possess the guy in that video to wear a thong?

D4 said...

I've learned but one thing from this. My chest belongs in the 80's.

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