7/8/11

Things (1989): Great Canuxploitation or Greatest Canuxploitation?

So I came across this clip on FilmDrunk who got it from Evan at Severin Films who I'm guessing is the great Evan Husney, and now I'm sharing it with you.

In 1989, it became the first Canadian shot-on-Super 8 gore shocker commercially released on VHS. Today, it remains perhaps the most bizarre, depraved and mind-boggling chunk of ‘Canuxploitaion’ ever unleashed upon humanity. Adult film superstar Amber Lynn and co-writer/producer Barry J. Gillis star in this surreal saga about two friends who visit a remote cabin, only to discover a womb of monstrous horror that demands graphic dismemberment. It’s an inexplicable orgy of eye ripping, beer guzzling, boob baring, skull drilling, sandwich making, chain sawing, bad acting and post-sync dubbing from co-writer/producer/director Andrew Jordan that has spawned its own disturbing cult of fans. Some will be repulsed. Others may be transformed forever. But you have never seen anything like THINGS.


THINGS Clip: BRUTAL! GHASTLY! HORRIBLE! from Intervision Picture Corp. on Vimeo.


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21 comments:

Zombie said...

Looks like an awesome movie! :)

GMSoccerPicks said...

Hahahah this is seriously awesome. It´s so bad it´s great, especially the voices, they already sound like a parody.

D4 said...

That was so.. damn terrible.. That I had to double check to make sure the link had no "parody" or anything written on it. You must look at the comments and enjoy the responses. Wow.

Side note, it sucked so hard I was actually pleased. It's the first time something other than a woman has done that.

LasseEA said...

very good movie for kids :)

Electric Addict said...

that was definitely different lol

Michael Arsenault said...

Is this movie for real? This has got to be some sort of joke. oh well looks really weird.

Magixx said...

yay, love it :D

braumaman said...

You had me at Depraved.

The Angry Lurker said...

Good fucking grief:D

Will said...

I'm loving the mullet on the guy in the poster.

AllenTesch said...

I'll never think of Canada the same...

Jay said...

suddenly, i have new found respect for hollywood.

Henry said...

I'm out.

Bonjour Tristesse said...

The sandwich making completes this film

ed said...

seems amateurish in a laughable manner

movie68 said...

That was one of the greatest things I have ever watched. I would have sat through that whole movie.

-E- said...

had not heard of this genre before.

T. Roger Thomas said...

Great parody video!

I haven't heard worse voice acting that doesn't quite match up to what the characters were saying in a LONG time and that piano!

"Murder is written all over your face!"

meandmythinkingcap said...

Whtz with the background music in the video?

Jessica Thompson said...

Great vid! alphabetalife.blogspot.com

WOODLOUSE said...

Haha, looks silly.

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