Every woman's secret fantasy!
|King Dick a.k.a. Il nano e la strega|
Are you ready for the plot? I think I can sum it up in one sentence. An ugly old witch needs to have 69 orgasms in order to become young and beautiful again, so she requires the services of a little gnome with a huge phallus who always runs away from her.
That's pretty much it. There are a few other "adventures" along the way that are just as boring as the rest of the story and involve such characters as a circus elephant who takes pleasure in pooping on people, a fat chick who tries desperately to get laid and Robin Hood, who doesn't seem to steal anything but the innocence of young maidens.
On second thought, everybody should avoid this film unless you're really bored and/or really high.
Cartoon Violence Rating: 1 out of 5
Cartoon Booby Rating: 4.5 out of 5
|"On this episode of Mythbusters..."|