It Will Tear Your Insides Out!
|Entrails of a Virgin|
In order to produce a film which relies on sex and violence as the selling points, the plot doesn't need to be complex. You just need naked girls and a monster. In this case, the monster is supposed to be a "demon" or something, but really it's just some guy covered in mud with a huge penis... I guess I should explain a little.
After a photo shoot in a remote mountain location, the photographer, his boss, the assistant and three female models get stranded in the woods when a thick fog rolls in. As they are slowly driving down a back road through this fog they hit a man who is covered in mud, but after a quick search they can't find any sign of him so they continue on. The fog becomes too thick to continue traveling and they need a place to stay for the night. Fortunately, or unfortunately, they come upon a deserted house and break in.
Because this is a Japanese movie, genitals cannot be shown and so they are fogged over which I'm sure will disappoint western audiences. As a result of this blurring of the good parts, the sex scenes have a tendency to drag on as extended dry-humping moan fests. Also, the gore isn't that great. It's not exactly original and includes your standard decapitations, hanging hooks and hammers to heads, but there is a scene where a crazy woman pleasures herself with a severed arm which I thought was interesting. It made me smile anyway. Overall, I thought Entrails of a Virgin was a pretty damn entertaining film, but you don't have to take my word for it... (that's a "Reading Rainbow" reference)
Violence/Gore Rating: 3.5 or maybe a 4 out of 5
Booby Rating: Without a doubt, 5 out of 5
Unrated at TLACult