Tuesday, July 12, 2011

Entrails of a Virgin (1986)

It Will Tear Your Insides Out!

Entrails of a Virgin
Entrails of a Virgin is a film from the pinku eiga subgenre of "splatter-eros," which as you have probably guessed is a combination of gore and softcore porn.  It's essentially a slasher/horror/softcore hybrid, and of course it's Japanese.  Who else would make these movies?  Ok, maybe the Italians.

In order to produce a film which relies on sex and violence as the selling points, the plot doesn't need to be complex.  You just need naked girls and a monster.  In this case, the monster is supposed to be a "demon" or something, but really it's just some guy covered in mud with a huge penis...  I guess I should explain a little.

After a photo shoot in a remote mountain location, the photographer, his boss, the assistant and three female models get stranded in the woods when a thick fog rolls in.  As they are slowly driving down a back road through this fog they hit a man who is covered in mud, but after a quick search they can't find any sign of him so they continue on.  The fog becomes too thick to continue traveling and they need a place to stay for the night.  Fortunately, or unfortunately, they come upon a deserted house and break in.

Two of the men are absolute scumbags and manipulate the girls into having sex to further their careers.  Promises are made that if the girls give up the goods, the photographer and his boss will make them into stars.  I'm pretty sure that was just pillow talk but I will never know because the mud-covered man-demon starts killing everybody.  Well, he kills the men outright but he pleasures the ladies with his huge, infernal phallus and then he kills them too.  I told you there wasn't much of a plot.  Sex and gore, that's what this movie is all about.

Because this is a Japanese movie, genitals cannot be shown and so they are fogged over which I'm sure will disappoint western audiences.  As a result of this blurring of the good parts, the sex scenes have a tendency to drag on as extended dry-humping moan fests.  Also, the gore isn't that great.  It's not exactly original and includes your standard decapitations, hanging hooks and hammers to heads, but there is a scene where a crazy woman pleasures herself with a severed arm which I thought was interesting.  It made me smile anyway.  Overall, I thought Entrails of a Virgin was a pretty damn entertaining film, but you don't have to take my word for it... (that's a "Reading Rainbow" reference)


Violence/Gore Rating:  3.5 or maybe a 4 out of 5
Booby Rating:  Without a doubt, 5 out of 5



Entrails of a Virgin

Unrated at TLACult

29 comments:

GMSoccerPicks said...

hahahaha Japanse are such freaks. Movie looks great though

Scrubby Bear said...

Haha, you always provide such interesting posts sir! I am going to watch this movie now ;)

Bart said...

pile driver during rape. lol wut.

Triper said...

It is very interesting movie, i wanna watch this.

Film Geek Bastard said...

That looks so fucked up.

The Angry Lurker said...

I'm sold, let's do this then.

AllenTesch said...

At least the monster was nice enough to pleasure them before he killed them.

Sub-Radar-Mike said...

Great review, will have to give this movie a watch, it looks so bizarre.

D4 said...

Not entirely sure if I want to see this.. I think I'll put it on the list with a note saying "maybe" on the side. I think that's what I'll do, yes.

movie68 said...

I suppose I can get past the blurring and give it a watch.

StigmataHandjob said...

Severed arm you say? This is a must see.

Alan said...

I find Japanese porn just too weird to watch.

Jay said...

boobified! :D

Zombie said...

this is a japanese movie alright! lol.

Henry said...

@Alan: ho ho I can heartily say that I don't feel the same way

TIMMYTHEROBOT said...

this looks like a pro viewing - gonna check it out

T. Roger Thomas said...

If I watch this the number of Japanese horror movies I've seen will double. While it sounds like this won't hold a candle to the violence of "Audition", I might have to watch.

Electric Addict said...

what a cover lol

braumaman said...

I'm def getting my friend to watch this with me. We love crazy asian cinema.

Magixx said...

asian movies are always sooo creepy :S

MrCoolPants said...

This is rather a funny movie then it's sexual attracting. But how you explained it made it even funier! +1

RedHeadRob said...

This flick looks absolutely bizzare! I wanna see it!

Scrubby Bear said...

Bahhaaha I came back to this post just to see the pictures again. Simply interesting!!!

Nobel Sloth said...

The movie poster looks so damn funny :D. I think it's a good film to watch with friends if there are more quotes as in the second picture

meandmythinkingcap said...

Oh my! u r brutal. How does ur wife put up with you with your weird taste? [I am kidding]

hoaks2 said...

Ahhh.... Only the Japanese. Looks pretty good though. Also, I was seriously just getting all nostalgic with my coworker about Reading Rainbow...

Triper said...

My Father like this movie hehe

Stone Computer Services said...

A++ blog!

Haunter said...

It seems like some of the most amazing and horrible things I've ever seen come from Japan. Have you seen The Samurai Princess? It's a newer movie but seems like something you would find interesting.

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