I got a message the other day from Travis Kurtz telling me to watch his short film or he would order the execution of four South Vietnamese intelligence agents whom he suspects are double agents for the Viet Cong, and then resign his commission. It's possible I made part of that up. It's also possible that I've seen Apocalypse Now too many times.
Anyhoo, check out the horrifying origin of the white cotton terror that lurks under your bed. When you jizz in your sock, evil is born. The horror! The horror!