6/10/11

Satan's Baby Doll (1982)

Tender young flesh seduced by the ultimate evil!

Satan's Baby Doll
There have been two releases of this Italian crapfest recently, one by Shameless Screen Entertainment in 2010 and one by Severin Films in 2007.  The version that I watched is the Severin release but the poster art to the left is from Shameless because I think it looks prettier.  Both versions are quite similar but from what I've read the Shameless release has three additional minutes of hot girl-on-girl action before the opening credits.
                    
I'm not even sure if Satan's Baby Doll has a coherent plot because I started nodding off after the nun masturbation scene.  From what I remember, the atmosphere was thick but the dialog and action were thin.

A family of perverts lives in an old castle.  The matriarch Maria dies and her hot daughter becomes possessed by the spirit of the dead mother.  There is also a drug-addict father and a paraplegic son who live there but the possessed daughter kills them and others, like the family doctor, so that the dead mother (who now dwells in the body of her daughter) can be with the naughty nun who she had an affair with when she was still alive.  Got that?  Yeah, me neither.  Basically, the mother Maria possesses her daughter Miria and uses Miria’s good looks to seduce and then kill people so that she can get it on again with the caregiver nun who also lives the castle.  That's the plot, I guess.  There's some blood and there's some boobies, so I can't complain too much.


"I'm beginning to think he's not really Burt Reynolds."
There is indeed quite a lot of nudity in Satan's Baby Doll but I didn't need to see some of it, like the mother Maria's gunt or the dad's flopping wang. But whatever, the daughter Miria is hot.  I can't really say that I like this film but I'd still watch it again.  Is that a recommendation?  I don't even know...

Violence Rating: 3 out of 5 
Booby Rating: 4 out of 5  - Click to see the nude scenes.




30 comments:

Zombie said...

dat ass! :p

-E- said...

there's nothing more soporific than nun-masturbation.

The Angry Lurker said...

Just like my homeland.

Solsby Kid said...

This looks pretty good, ill give it a watch! :)

Alphabeta said...

Sexy stuff.

Dave said...

Ive not seen this but I love films from this era.

Dejch said...

haven't seen this one yet

AllenTesch said...

Sounds like something I'd watch just to say I did.

Shutterbug said...

looks like something only pervs would watch... :P

Moobeat said...

woowee

Laughing Vault said...

it looks really interesting

Astronomy Pirate said...

Yeah, I think I remember seeing the original review of this. Doesn't seem to be a coherent movie at all.

chillmastor said...

like your blog.

Blk Jesus said...

looks pretty good

Brother Joseph said...

You gottah Love IT...

ed said...

nun masturbation? hmm

Finding Cheap Homes said...

@Zombie
You beat me too it hahaha

thenitefalls said...

High boobies rating, yay :D

Desktoper said...

suggesting name, haha

D4 said...

I feel like I may have seen this review before. Maybe like, you posted it again because of general blog issues. It's just this weird hunch.

Jay said...

boobs.

Electric Addict said...

love that ass

Rob said...

:o MUST... SEE!!!

Ryan said...

SIQ POST BRO!!!!

Malkavian said...

im with ROB it is a MUST SEE for the Masturbating Nun scene i mean MASTURBATING NUN that would be a hell of a show right there.

Speedy Ed said...

this one doesnt look so bad, think i might of even seen a bit of this before and liked it

Germs said...

Very nice film

BTN Hip Hop said...

so going to get this film!

Kicking Rocks said...

great rating! definitively a must watch!

Jack of Diamonds said...

sexy woman in it! I WILL WATCH!

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