A Secret Cult of Lust-Craved Witches Torturing with Fire and Desire!
|Daughters of Satan|
If you're not a fan of bad movies, you're probably not going to like this one. Don't get me wrong, the acting is indeed atrocious and there are numerous plot holes but it has Tom Selleck, a somewhat interesting story and more boobies than one would expect. So, I cautiously recommend Daughters of Satan for perhaps a drinking night. I really kind of liked this movie but most people won't.
Art dealer James Robertson (Tom Selleck) is summoned to a crappy little art shop to check out some art pieces that might be of value. He concludes that they are fakes and isn't interested but another painting catches his eye because one of the figures in it looks exactly like his wife, Chris (Barra Grant). It's a picture of three witches being burned alive and their scary looking Rottweiler.
|"See this 'stache? Get on it."|
As these people and the Rottweiler appear in the lives of Chris and James, they disappear from the painting that still hangs over the couch. The new housekeeper (she's really a witch) slowly places Chris under her spell and tries to eliminate, then seduce, then eliminate James so that the coven can begin anew. Will Chris fall under her spell completely? Yes, yes she will.
Booby Rating/Index: 2.5 out of 5
Here's a short video from Daughters of Satan to illustrate the skilled level of acting one can expect in this film and the tightness of the dialogue and Tom Selleck's shorts. If you make it all the way through it, you have my respect.