5/27/11

A Zoltan Review: Monsturd (2003)

Don't Get Caught With Your Pants Down!

Monsturd
This movie is exactly what you think it is... a poop monster flick.

It was produced on a budget of around $3,000 and sports an all amateur cast.  The filmmakers used every one of their friends and relatives to get this done.  With that said, I must admit that I kind of liked it.  This movie held my attention better than some real Hollywood blockbusters (this year's Sucker Punch springs to mind).

When an escaped serial killer collides with an industrial dump site in the sewers the perfect shit storm is achieved.  A heinous abomination is created in the form of a large bipedal stool monster.  It wreaks havoc on the citizens of Butte County and it is up to the alcoholic sheriff and his FBI love interest to save the day.  The feces hunt culminates in a furious battle at a local chili cook-off.

The production company, 4321 Films, managed to scrape together $500,000 for the sequel.  Wow.  Set at the Butte County Institute for Special Education, Retardead (2008), brings back some of the cast and characters from Monsturd in a story centred around evil experiments performed on some of the students.  They are transformed into flesh craving zombie savants.

If you are thinking of perhaps checking these films out, I would recommend watching them at the end of your night after you are extremely hammered from guzzling blackberry brandy and it is almost pass-out time.

Movie Rating 2.5/5




Also, here is the trailer for a somewhat related film, Rectuma (2004).  Sweet mother of god...

23 comments:

Daniel said...

Booby rating?

Bart said...

lmfao thats disgusting

Kicking Rocks said...

lmao!!! he ass kills people!!

thenitefalls said...

ROFL now that's a real monster I would be running for my life for!

elexerdelex said...
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Dave said...

Thats the Monster of Monsters lol.

Rob said...

What is this? lol I'm horrified that I want to watch this.

Malkavian said...

Sounds terrible but im with Daniel, Where is the Boobie rating? i need to know if i will be rewarded by a few juggs here and there.

Astronomy Pirate said...

You had me at 'poop monster flick'

AllenTesch said...

Yet another idea I wish I had thought of.

D4 said...

Anything can be better than Sucker Punch, come on. But it STILL sounds interesting.

Rectuma too.

Come At Me Bro said...

This is great!

A Beer for the Shower said...

Okay guys, in a movie like this, do you really WANT to see boobies...?

Erika said...

That is the best title for a movie EVER! I totally have to find this movie and watch it XD

LoneIslander said...

I now feel compelled to watch this.

Speedy Ed said...

ahahha wow, thats one crazy idea for a film :P

BTN Hip Hop said...

oh god, i doubt i could deal with this film

JayPower said...

Cool looking film, i kinda wanna check it out ;D

Solsby Kid said...

Awesome! I gotta check this out!

Alphabeta said...

This looks insane. Insanely hilarious.
Poopy rating: 5/5

Laughing Vault said...

it looks pretty good

ed said...

lol this is hilarious

Necroticism said...

2.5/5 so, I guess not :D

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