5/16/11

The Erotic Adventures of Zorro (1972)

The first movie rated Z

The Erotic Adventures of Zorro
When I was a kid I used to watch the old black and white Disney Zorro series when I got home from school.  I loved the sanitized Disney action and wholesome message of that series.  Obviously, The Erotic Adventures of Zorro is a bit different.  I would guess there's only so much that can be done to the Zorro story so adding gratuitous nudity, terrible swordplay and even worse acting is what this film contributes.  It tries to be a comedy and it tries to be  porn.  I never laughed, but the boobies are nice.

The Erotic Adventures of Zorro tells the usual story of the masked, swashbuckling rogue with a couple of exceptions.  By night, Zorro battles corruption and rescues fair maidens from the hands of evil men as usual, but then has his way with them - the fair maidens, not the evil men.  And I don't remember ever seeing bush in the Disney version.  Also, when Don Diego de la Vega is not dressed up as his alter ego, he pretends he's gay.

I guess I should explain the plot for those who are not familiar with the Zorro tale, or at least this version of it.

When a power-hungry magistrate begins taxing the people into even greater poverty, the former magistrate sends for his son Don Diego to return to the small California town from a Mexican military school to help set things straight.  Don Diego hides his fencing prowess and pretends to be gay so that others will not suspect him of being a threat.  At night, he dons the black mask and cape and becomes Zorro to battle those corrupt officials who exploit and abuse the common folk, and in this version, he gets rewarded by the ladies.

The "humor" in The Erotic Adventures of Zorro is so bad that it made me cringe at times, and the acting is even worse.  If you watch this movie when you're drunk, it may be the greatest film you have ever seen.  If you watch it sober, well...  good luck with that.

Violence Rating: 1.5 out of 5
Booby Rating: 5 out of 5

"My name is Sgt. Felipio Latio, but you can call me Phil." (actual line)

33 comments:

Trey said...

The woman on that poster is in a pose very similar to a Frazetta painting. I wonder if they artist of that post did a little borrowing? Anyway, I glad you watch things like this so then I don't have to.

Astronomy Pirate said...

Hadn't heard of this version before, but I guess Zorro likes to stick his sword in things and occasionally crosses swords.

GADAFINY said...

rewarded by the ladies, ZORRO u lucky dude

The Angry Lurker said...

Saw this a long time ago but I do believe I was drunk and still didn't think much of it.

BigMike said...

If they could up the acting and get the violence rating up to a 5/5 this could actually be a good movie!

James said...

With a booby rating like that, who could complain?

Bonjour Tristesse said...

At least the rating lives up to the first half of the title.

Rob said...

I'm down with a Zorro that is bi curious, plus its got a high booby rating, can't complain there. :D

Bart said...

zorro porn ftw

Dave said...

Zorro a bit dated but Ill give it a watch.

LoneIslander said...

But why Zorro...........why?

THUNDERCAT said...

Who knew that movies were this freaky back in the day! This shit is better than porn!

thenitefalls said...

Zorro + Boobies count me in haha

AllenTesch said...

You had me at Erotic.

D4 said...

Well, it sounds amusing, despite the apparent lack of humor. So, I guess I'll be getting drunk soon, or something.

zepdragon said...

Zorro all the way

Laughing Vault said...

i love watching movies like this one stoned

Colin Biano said...

Erotic adventures? 5/5 booby rating? sign me up!

G said...

awesome!

-E- said...

remember when antonio banderas cuts off catherine zeta jones's dress in mask of zorro? that was pretty cool.

Come At Me Bro said...

This is great!

Malkavian said...

Sounds like a great movie to watch while being wasted, and the boobies are always welcomed.

daniel said...

Never heard of this. Will check into now lol.

Kicking Rocks said...

the 'Z' on her ass is just awesome!! LMAO

Jay said...

boobies!

Necroticism said...

OOMG. Gotta watch this!

JayPower said...

Lmao i never heard of this! looks like some good late night tv ;D

Solsby Kid said...

Cant say ive ever seen this!

Speedy Ed said...

ah i love zorro so much, especially the originals like this one

Jack said...

Zorro rules!

BTN Hip Hop said...

haha sounds awesome
5 on the boobs, must see!

CandleintheDark said...

Can't say I've seen this version of Zorro. It does look a bit better :D

Haunter said...

He should have put the Z on her left cheek and RRO on the right. See where I'm going with this? Aww yeah. I'd probably enjoy this if I had a good drunk on.

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