The first movie rated Z
|The Erotic Adventures of Zorro|
The Erotic Adventures of Zorro tells the usual story of the masked, swashbuckling rogue with a couple of exceptions. By night, Zorro battles corruption and rescues fair maidens from the hands of evil men as usual, but then has his way with them - the fair maidens, not the evil men. And I don't remember ever seeing bush in the Disney version. Also, when Don Diego de la Vega is not dressed up as his alter ego, he pretends he's gay.
I guess I should explain the plot for those who are not familiar with the Zorro tale, or at least this version of it.
The "humor" in The Erotic Adventures of Zorro is so bad that it made me cringe at times, and the acting is even worse. If you watch this movie when you're drunk, it may be the greatest film you have ever seen. If you watch it sober, well... good luck with that.
Violence Rating: 1.5 out of 5
Booby Rating: 5 out of 5
|"My name is Sgt. Felipio Latio, but you can call me Phil." (actual line)|