4/29/11

Razorback (1984)

Nine Hundred Pounds of Marauding Tusk and Muscle!

Razorback
I had no idea what to expect from Razorback but after only the first couple of minutes, my panties were wet with the moisture of awesomeness. (I don't know what that means.) It has one of the best opening scenes I have ever seen in any movie.  I want to describe it but I cannot do it justice.  Unfortunately, the rest of the movie failed to sustain this lubricating effect and ultimately, my panties dried up. 

A kangaroo hunter is attacked in the night by a giant boar.  It takes his grandson and destroys his home and the old man is left with nothing but his fixation on revenge.  Several years later an American animal rights journalist travels to the Outback to report on the use of poached wild animals as ingredients in pet food.  The locals don't like her snooping around so a couple of deranged brothers run her car off one of the back roads, smack her around and just as one of them is loosening his trousers for a little bit of fun, the giant razorback appears.  The men flee the scene but the boar eats the American woman before she is able to escape.

And so, the journalist's Canadian husband travels to Australia to try to find out what happened to her.  He learns about the razorback and teams up with the old kangaroo hunter to destroy the beast.

"Yes, I understand about the beer... but how do men 'chunder'?"
Razorback is a really good movie if you like campy (some might say crappy) movies like I do.  My main problem with it is the ending.  Like many movies from the '80s, the end fight scene just dragged on for too damn long.  I just wanted the thing to end but it wouldn't and by the time that it finally did, I had tuned out.  Still, Razorback is definitely worth watching.  It's way better than I thought it would be.

Disclaimer:  I don't actually wear panties...  or do I?  No, I don't.

Violence Rating:  3 out of 5
Booby Rating:  1 out of 5  - Click to see the nude scenes.

Well hell!  I just found the opening scene on YouTube.


27 comments:

Alphalpha said...

ha, that seems like an odd one...

Zombie said...

Them dang pigs are everywhere!! lol.

braankraayon said...

This was definitely put on my must-see list after watching Not-Quite Hollywood a couple weeks back.

Kicking Rocks said...

the opening scene makes me feel like watching it!

zepdragon said...

Sounds like a good time killer to me

Solsby Kid said...

I loved this movie! Its such a classic!

The Angry Lurker said...

I remember this and I liked it.

KatoFinance said...

Almost as creepy as the human centipede..

Rob said...

That trailer... This film seems like a weird one! lol.

Rob said...

oh god! It's the opening scene! Lol my bad, disregard this comment, I just realized I had typed trailer on accident

Colin Biano said...

my response to the opening scene: lolwat

Shutterbug said...

I rather watch the hockey playoffs! Go Canucks! :D

D4 said...

Woah, that is one hell of an opening scene. I almost want to watch it. But you made it seem like it downhill's so hard from there. Eh..

Also, that pantie disclaimer should've been up earlier in the post. I spent all of 5 seconds telling myself how if Banacek was a girl, he'd be one f*cking badass girl.

Teehee

Chip said...

this is such a great throwback movie!

Malkavian said...

WTF that pig is a mean bastard

Astronomy Pirate said...

So, evil, murderous, crazy boar? Could be worth a watching.

Dave said...

That defo looks a bit creepy. Worth a watch.

Bart said...

this movie is as old as i am

A Beer for the Shower said...

Great, now my panties are moist too. Not sure if I want to see the rest, but I like that opening scene.

Jay said...

mmmm...bacon...

ed said...

giant boar is not scary, maybe worse than the tire one

thenitefalls said...

He had sharp senses to the max he spotted that boar in a sec, but that boar was a dick in the end =(

Necroticism said...

Little offtopic: I love the pic at the top of your blog, is amazing.

JayPower said...

Will definatly check this out ;D

Obi-wan Mikenobi said...

Well you're yet to recommend a movie I didn't like so I'll have to give it a go.

If you don't really wear panties then can't everybody see up your dainty little dress :P

Disclaimer: This isn't really a disclaimer.

BTN Hip Hop said...

the opening scene is awesome. lol at the booby rating

Hooligan Youth Reviews said...

Man, I forgot that I had seen this. Now I have to dig out my VHS bootleg of bootleg.

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