3/31/11

Grindhouse News: Suspiria Remake

If you've ever sat around thinking that Dario Argento's supernatural horror Suspiria is dated and kind of boring but it would be great if it was remade into a modern horror film, then you're an idiot but you're in luck. 

Rumors have been circulating for some time that Brian Austin Green, I mean David Gordon Green, the man who brought you such terrifying films as Pineapple Express and Your Highness, is going to modernize one of the greatest horror films of all time.  Now it has been confirmed.  Yippee!  Stoners rejoice!

According to Green, he is trying to stay faithful to the original by artfully expanding on scenes without doing a shot for shot remake, and by keeping some of the original dialogue.  And now he has purchased the rights to the original musical score by Goblin which he will integrate into the new film.

If you haven't raged on your computer yet, more details can be found at SlashFilm including some of the original Goblin tracks.

Here's the trailer for the original 1977 version of Suspiria which David Gordon Green is going to poop on.

26 comments:

skinned sheep said...

that looks awesome! will watch :]

A Beer for the Shower said...

I just want to say that your layout changes are always freakin' awesome.

Rob said...

Looks pretty sweet!

Bonjour Tristesse said...

Please tell me that's an april fools joke.

Tasos said...

I would watch it. the trailer looks creepy as f--! and I'll get you dinner if you are planning on participating on that mini game :D hahha

amBored said...

that's a nice tip I may watch it

Kevings said...

Creepy lol :s

The Angry Lurker said...

It's not April 1st is it because that's not good news.

Thatoneguy said...

Looks good. Want to watch it.

SOMS said...

My cat was sitting next to me when i watched the trailer, he fell down hearing that woman scream!

D4 said...

The worst part is it'll probably be a box office hit.

Questions said...

Why do they have to redo good films in order to ruin them?

Moob said...

ooooh. interesting

Astronomy Pirate said...

I've never seen the original, that trailer makes me want to check it out though. Also, predicted casting: James Franco, Seth Rogen, and Danny McBride.

Colin B said...

"The only thing more terrifying than the last twelve minutes of suspiria are the first ninety-twOoOooOoOo"

SERIOUSLY?

Jay.CA said...

it's gonna be a comedy. :|

Biff Tanner said...

Sweet thanks

thenitefalls said...

This is going to be a classic film :D

ed said...

i dont remember pineapple express being horrifying

Malkavian said...

The pineapple was a great movie so lets at least give the benefit of the Doubt.

hoaks2 said...

Yeah, this will most likely blow...

Electric Addict said...

that bad? i guess i won't see it based on your recommendation

BTN Hip Hop said...

dope

elexerdelex said...

13 assassins was great!!!! Thanks for sharing dude!! Sorry I have nothing useful to say about this post...

Bart said...

lmfao since when did glass break so easily? mustve been that 70's glass

Aaron M. Gipson said...

Frikkin AWESOME! I mentioned this movie to you not too long ago, though I'm sure you've seen it. We went to see it in the drive in when I was about 4 and it traumatized me. I saw it again as an adult and it was almost just as scary. Cool to see it get a reboot, and I hope they do it justice.

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