3/29/11

For Your Height Only (1981)

Bigger than Goldfinger's Finger - Bigger Than Thunderball's....

For Your Height Only
I don't even know where to begin.  I first became aware of this cinematic gem when I found a video about angry and/or violent dwarfs in film after reviewing The Sinful DwarfFor Your Height Only looked so crazy that I had to see it for myself.  I've seen it and it is indeed crazy.

This James Bond parody features Weng Weng as Agent 00, a three-foot-tall super agent who seems to specialize in kicking and slapping bad guys in the junk.   His diminutive stature allows him to move and hide like a ninja while infiltrating hideouts and unleashing flurry upon flurry of blows to drug dealers' nether regions.  He even jumps out of a high-rise and uses an umbrella to float safely to the ground.  He's just that small. 

Agent 00 befriends a fine looking lady who is being "shot at once or twice a week" by a local gang after she refuses to work for them as a prostitute.  Together, they quickly dispatch of these bad guys and move on to the main plot.  A crime syndicate led by the mysterious Mr. Giant has kidnapped a scientist who has developed the N-bomb, a weapon so horrific that they never describe what it actually does.  The Filipino government sends their best agent to get him back.

"Steven Seagal taught me this."
Of course I'm going to recommend this movie.  It's one of those movies that's so bad it's good, and this movie is really, really bad.  I must warn you however that there is so much cock-punching and cock-kicking that after a while it becomes a bit tedious.  For Your Height Only is an absolutely atrocious and therefore spectacular movie.  Just watch the trailer and you will see.


Violence Rating:  3 out of 5
Booby Rating:  1 out of 5



30 comments:

The Angry Lurker said...

Good grief, this is unbelievable:D

D4 said...

LMAO! That looks so much fun, I'll look for it! XD

Kevings said...

hahaha, Agent 3and a half lol. Sometimes its so not funny that its hilarious :P

Tasos said...

it's like you said it, some movies are so bad they are good... well at least fun. not that good. when it said: he's sexy on the trailer and then showed him making out with some girls...I...I...I just can't unsee it!

Bonjour Tristesse said...

Haha that is just so many kinds of awesome.

elexerdelex said...

hahahahaha im going to watch this one! I love james bond, I think I will find this a comedy!

Meghan Moran said...

I remember seeing a clip of this movie awhile ago but couldn't figure out where it was from. That little guy sure has some moves.

Colin B said...

jesus i think the black chick he kissed was a dude

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Aaron M. Gipson said...

Must. See. This. Film.

Too much exploitation goodness to be had in this one to pass it by...

Moob said...

holy crap, i would watch the shit out of this

Questions said...

This looks like a must see.

Astronomy Pirate said...

Midgetsploitation? I'll take it!

Bassislv said...

man, that cover is amazing

Malkavian said...

This looks like a great movie to enjoy while being stoned.

thenitefalls said...

LOL this guy is such a player!

Brut said...

Haha he's a spartan.

Jay.CA said...

lol!

G said...

ha ha ha brilliant!

Kicking Rocks said...

lmao!!! this is just too funny!!

Shutterbug said...

LOL. and I thought I was small! :P

THUNDERCAT832 said...

I think I might watch this sober...I might still get a kick out of it lol

ed said...

this guy kicks more ass than me

Garth said...

must see this film!

Rob said...

worth seeing no doubt. but the bigger question is, can we make this movie into a drinking game?

Sam said...

Lol, nice review! haha

skinned sheep said...

looks like a cool movie man thanks!

Glovey said...

Love the video man! Awesome stuff thanks for sharing!

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Dr. Preta said...

Oh hell yes

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