Bigger than Goldfinger's Finger - Bigger Than Thunderball's....
|For Your Height Only|
This James Bond parody features Weng Weng as Agent 00, a three-foot-tall super agent who seems to specialize in kicking and slapping bad guys in the junk. His diminutive stature allows him to move and hide like a ninja while infiltrating hideouts and unleashing flurry upon flurry of blows to drug dealers' nether regions. He even jumps out of a high-rise and uses an umbrella to float safely to the ground. He's just that small.
Agent 00 befriends a fine looking lady who is being "shot at once or twice a week" by a local gang after she refuses to work for them as a prostitute. Together, they quickly dispatch of these bad guys and move on to the main plot. A crime syndicate led by the mysterious Mr. Giant has kidnapped a scientist who has developed the N-bomb, a weapon so horrific that they never describe what it actually does. The Filipino government sends their best agent to get him back.
|"Steven Seagal taught me this."|
Violence Rating: 3 out of 5
Booby Rating: 1 out of 5