3/25/11

Virgin Witch (1972)

Every Man Was Hers to Command.

Virgin Witch
There isn't a lot to say about this movie.  It's not good but not especially bad, either. Virgin Witch is the kind of movie that one might watch if it's on TV and there's nothing else to do.  It serves well as a time waster but it's not worth seeking out to watch.  There are a lot of boobies so I guess it has that going for it.

Two attractive sisters are new in town and looking for work, possibly as models.  They chance upon an ad for new modeling talent and even though the situation seams rather shady, one of the sisters secretly meets with a middle aged woman who is the head of a talent agency.  Ann is told to undress and her measurements are taken by this lecherous lesbian witch.  Of course Ann does not initially know that this woman's a witch but soon she is drawn into the coven.

She gets her first modeling job at a country estate where she sprawls across cars and prances through the grass whilst naked for a cider advertisement.  She falls for the effeminate photographer but before he can "spoil" her, the lesbian witch intervenes to protect Ann's virginity.  She needs that intact for her initiation into the coven which occurs shortly thereafter.

"Ah, but can you not also make bridges out of stone?"
Ann becomes a special witch for she has psychic powers.  I thought witches had special abilities by practicing witchcraft, but not in this film.  When the randy lesbian decides to have Ann's sister Vicki deflowered and brought into the coven all hell breaks loose as Ann uses her psychic gifts to bring about an anticlimactic end.

So yeah.  Don't bother searching for this one but if Virgin Witch is on TV or something, it's not a terrible way to waste some time.

Violence Rating:  1.5 out of 5
Booby Rating:  5 out of 5  - See the nude scenes.



24 comments:

The Angry Lurker said...

5 out of 5 for boobies, I'll be checking the satelite TV listings for this....little gem.

Aaron M. Gipson said...

Almost sounds like a dark and twisted version of a Bronte sisters book. I might just check this out for the British boobage (notably absent in any Bronte story).

Rob said...

Angry Lurker gave me a great idea for finding these movies :D

this movie though, sounds particularly silly. It kinda makes me wanna watch it more.

Shutterbug said...

LOL! She has the power to turn you on! And turn you off! haha

Devon Davidson said...

5/5 for boobies eh...?

Hmm....

Bart said...

i would hit it with a broom.

Patwa said...

mmm, nice ^^

Obi-wan Mikenobi said...

Lecherous Lesbian Witch FTW

Tasos said...

the trailer doesn't say much...but your rating is screaming "Watch me! Watch me!"

D4 said...

Violence of 1.5? Wtf man, wtf. Not that the boobies aren't great and all but pfsh.

thenitefalls said...

I have to say the movie poster draws me in to watch this movie haha

Brut said...

Haha that looks... interesting...

Biff Tanner said...

You the man!

Astronomy Pirate said...

Sounds like a silly movie. Might check it out if I'm ever bored enough.

Jay.CA said...

virgin and witch... two words that go very well together... :D

Malkavian said...

Hell yeah, im with the lurker any movie that has 5 out of 5 Boobs is a must see.

Araita said...

5 out of 5 on boobies? It may be a cheesy movie, but, boobies...

ed said...

mmmm boobies :D

Moob said...

looks saucy!

The Game Store Guy said...

The only thing I was thinking when reading this...

"Umm...what?"

Sam said...

Amazing poster art

Electric Addict said...

lol they always have to have hot women in scary movies

Merlyy said...

Nice boobyrating =)

Dr. Preta said...

The virgin witch= awesome!

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