Thursday, July 17, 2014

Tanya Roberts in Japanese Playboy

This model turned "actress" may not have had much acting talent, but she sure did have a lot of TV and movie roles over the years.  You may know her as Bond girl, Charlie's Angel, Sheena the Queen of the Jungle, or Donna Pinciotti's mother and MILF on That '70s Show...  as well as two-time Razzie Award nominee.  Impressive.  But no matter what you think of her acting skills, you must admit she was a fine looking woman.

In the last post, I lamented about the lack of nudity from all the actresses in Tourist Trap, especially from Tanya who has a reputation for baring all in her cinematic performances.  What she lacked in acting ability, she made up for in eye candy.

Well, back in 1982, in an attempt to drum up interest for the sword and sorcery movie The Beastmaster, she posed nude for Playboy and we are all better off for it.  These are from the Japanese Edition.

Tuesday, July 15, 2014

Horror Puppet Boob Tease

I can't remember what the hell I was searching for exactly when I came across this poster for Horror Puppet.  I had never heard of this movie before but holy crap does this poster look awesome.  My first thought was that this must be some obscure nudity-filled Italian supernatural horror (which is one of my favorite genres of nudity-filled movies) so I headed over to IMDb to get some details.

Fuck you, leaf.
I learned that Horror Puppet is more commonly known as Tourist Trap, a movie which I have heard of but never seen.  The first disappointment was that it's not Italian but American.  That's ok.  The second disappointment is that it's actually more of a slasher than a supernatural thriller.  Well, that's ok too.  At least it has Tanya Roberts in it.  But the kicker is... NO FREAKIN' NUDITY!  NONE!

But the poster is so awesome!  There are beams of light from a skull-cloud's mouth shining on some woman's boobs!  I had to see the movie for myself so I tracked down a copy and alas, it's all true.  There is no nudity.  There's a skinny dipping scene but because of some strategically placed foliage, nary a booby is to be seen.

Still, it's not a bad film and it's worth watching but I still feel betrayed.

So here's Tanya Roberts naked with a lion.

Thursday, July 10, 2014

Misty Mundae Needs Help

And only you can help her.  Director Roy Berkeley is reaching out for some financial support for a short film which will star Erin Brown, who readers of this blog will probably know better as Misty Mundae, the lovely vixen of many a softcore and exploitation film.

The proposed project is called  Inside the Armoire and is "about a young woman who risks her sanity for an enigmatic device's promise of full cinematic immersion."  It sounds unique, surreal and ambitious.  It also seems very Cronenberg-esque, a quality of which I strongly approve.

A contribution of any size is appreciated but if you're a fan of Ms. Mundae, this is the perfect opportunity to get some of her goodies which are available for a more generous donation; her goodies being a personalized "thank you" or even the space suit that she'll wear in the film.

And I'm sure many are wondering if she'll slip out of that space suit and show us some of that "full cinematic immersion" and I can answer unequivocally... Maybe!

For more info check out the Indiegogo Campaign.

Tuesday, July 8, 2014

Retro Italian Pipe-sploitation

I find it interesting that even pipe smoking, an activity that is usually associated with Santa Claus, philosophers and grandfathers, got the grindhouse treatment back in 1979.  Granted, it's not the full grindhouse treatment but it's certainly grindhouse inspired.  I would appreciate a little side boob but beggars can't be choosers.

As a side note, Savinelli is still making pipes, I own three, and I can't recommend the company enough.

WAIT!  After much searching, I found boobies!

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