Sunday, August 17, 2014
Sure, everyone knows that Barbara Bach was a Bond Girl and is married to Ringo Starr, but did you know that she has a Master's Degree in Psychology? Yeah, well I didn't. Check out the big brain on Brett! And did you also know that in 1979 she starred in a crazy Italian horror movie about an island inhabited by fishmen called "Island of the Fishmen?" Well, in this cinematic wonder, she spends the majority of the time sulking, horseback riding and fighting off rapists in a clingy, white and often translucent dress. I feel it's my duty to report these things.
If you have a Roku, you can check out the movie on The Grindhouse Channel. That's where I saw it.
So, here are some pictures of Barbara in and out of that dress.
Tuesday, August 12, 2014
From what can be gathered, Laura Gemser was born in Java, Indonesia on October 5, 1950 and given the name Laurette Marcia which was later shortened to "Laura." At the age of 4 or 5, she moved with her parents to the Netherlands or it's possible that she moved to Europe in her teens to start modelling, but she went to high school at Mulo Regentesseschool in Utrecht and later studied fashion design at the Artibus Art School.
After posing nude for several gentlemen's magazines like Playmen in the Netherlands and Belgium, she was discovered by Italian film producers and introduced to Pier Ludovici Pavoni who cast her as the main love interest in his sex comedy "Amore Libero - Free Love" in 1974.
Laura Gemser and are spelled as Emanuelle with one "M."
Laura starred in so many of these "Black Emanuelle" sequels and became so well known as Emanuelle that later in her career she played characters who were named Emanuelle who had nothing to do with the world-travelling erotic adventurer but were just called Emanuelle to capitalize on the success of her previous films. Or sometimes, unrelated films are called "Emanuelle Something Something" even though there is nobody named Emanuelle in them... like "Eva Nera" which is sometimes called "Emanuelle Goes Japanese" even though Gemser's character is called Eva and nobody goes to Japan.
During the filming of "Black Emanuelle" in Kenya in 1975, Laura began a romance with Italian co-star Gabriele Tinti and later moved in with him in Rome. They married in 1976 and continued to act together in many of the future Emanuelle movies, as well as a handful of other Italian exploitation films. The marriage lasted until Gabriele died of cancer in 1991.
|Laura Gemser and Gabriele Tinti in "Eva Nera"|
Laura's career continued like this until the early 1990s. Almost all of her roles were in Italian exploitation and horror, and she never did have any mainstream American success... except for one film. In 1983 she starred opposite Michael Landon in a made-for-TV movie called Love is Forever about a journalist who goes to Laos to rescue his girlfriend, or something. "Laura Gemser" did not have a role in the film because Laura Gemser had a history of parading around naked and getting into all kinds of morally reprehensible situations in every one of her previous films, so she was called "Moira Chen" in an attempt to hide this fact from the mainstream American audience.
In 1988, Joe D'Amato discovered that Laura had a background in fashion so he employed her as a costume designer on the films that they worked on together. She also worked on a few films from other Italian directors. "Troll 2" was one of those films. Yes, Laura Gemser was the costume designer for "Troll 2." Around the time of her husband's death, Laura stopped acting and by 1992 she had left the motion picture industry completely as both an actress and designer.
She is retired and now lives in Italy.
Tuesday, August 5, 2014
Bill (I'm going to call him Bill like we're old pals.) sent these pictures to me long, long ago but because the blog went on vacation, I never got around to sharing them... until now. Better late than never! I can only guess that he sent them to demonstrate just how difficult and demanding the life of an actor really is. Just look at him straining to look at the camera instead of the naked woman at his feet. That's dedication.
Of course, I jest. If you check out his profile on IMDb he's working on about 16 billion films right now and probably shedding his own blood on the set of every one. He's like the Chesty Puller of acting. The film industry should give him a Purple Heart or something.